1. "Some people are old at 18 and some are young at 90. Time is a concept that humans created."
  2. "Every smile is a direct achievement"
  3. "Use your brains, be open with your hearts, and kick ass everyday."
    Robert Egger, “The Rebel’s Path”
  4. "When I die I want people to say, ‘man that is one SPENT carcass. Look at that guy, shriveled up like a raisin.’"
    Robert Egger, “The Rebel’s Path”
  5. "Dudes, no one sits around when they’re 20 and dreams of being a lack luster director of a do nothing non-profit. No."
    Robert Egger, “The Rebel’s Path”
  6. "Because I cared so much about what I was passionate about, people noticed me."
  7. jpgay:

    really punk?? really/? wanna fight about it?? wanna cuddle about  it?? wanna maybe makeout about it??

  8. "I am my own favorite song that I’m just now learning all the words to."
  9. Escalators remind me of airports. Airports, airports where you say goodbye to people you like and the bumps of the runway bump you like a goosebump (I’m not afraid of Goosebumps because I’m brave). But no bumpier than a scallion dragon dropping hints like tulips in a summer riot. Why can’t we all remember the rest like this old lady tied up in a pharmacy plastic bag holding adult diapers. Please just give me a rattle, because I’m about to shake it like some litigation. Not too hard though because if you throw rocks your glass house will shatter. Como estas? How do you say THAT in French? I mean, it’s a real shame your socks aren’t higher otherwise I would consider you the perfect tuba player. Imagine running through a pep rally without a lyre in sight— reconsider your sockwear and the world could actually be your statue of liberty. Liberate the libraries or the 3D Beethovens get it. Yet again, who am I to talk, I own 57 reusable water bottles. 

  10. "We can’t jump off bridges anymore because our iPhones will get ruined. We can’t take skinny dips in the ocean, because there’s no service on the beach and adventures aren’t real unless they’re on Instagram. Technology has doomed the spontaneity of adventure and we’re helping destroy it every time we Google, check-in, and hashtag."
    Jeremy Glass, We Can’t Get Lost Anymore (via fawun)
  11. tastefullyoffensive:

    Some of Ellen’s favorite tweets of the week. [video]

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